A friend of mine just sent me a link to a classified ad posted today on Shanghai's "EnjoyClassifieds" website:
Black girl around 20 needed
Right now we are looking for a black girl around 20 years old for shooting. If interested, pls reply me back or call me back.
An innocent Chinglish mistake, no doubt. Still, if they post one for a Jewish man in Beijing I'm going into hiding. The last thing I need is Mrs. Imagethief thinking about how much she would accept to sell me off to the PR knackers, where old spin-horses are turned into glue. I'm sure it's a depressingly low amount.

It seems to me that I've seen this same error before somewhere, but I can't remember where. Anyone else who recalls something similar is welcome to comment.