Longtime readers will know that earlier this year I invented a device that enables me to read the thoughts of people in news photographs. I was elated today when, upon reading a China Daily article on tiger cubs that have befriended rabbits, I discovered that it also works on animals:



According to the article, the antics of the tigers and rabbits generate "tremendous interest among visitors". Having been to the tiger park in Harbin, where you can pay 1600 RMB to see a live cow thrown to the beasts, one can only imagine why.

Somehow I can't see this "friendship" lasting into the tigers' adulthood.

Also in today's China Daily photo lineup, this picture of bodybuilders. Male or female, I think it's ungraceful to show the world that your ass-tan doesn't go all the way down between the cheeks.