This probably counts as an abuse of blogging, but for posterity, here is the stream of 40-odd tweets I posted during last Friday's opening ceremony for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. I've flipped them back into chronological order and removed the extraneous material (and some typos):

  • Well, here we go. Good luck, Beijing! 7:52pm

  • Alright. Gotta admit the human paintbrushes are pretty cool. They definitely got themselves a spectacle. 8:17pm

  • Kim Jong Il must be pissed. This is a bit like the Mass Games, but with great technology and much better costume design. 8:26pm

  • That huge display screen on the stadium floor is outstanding. Superbowl halftimes, eat yer hearts out. And no wardrobe malfunctions! 8:36pm

  • Looks like tthe cast of THX1138 is putting on a musical number now. Trippy. Did they hand out blunts at the admission gates? 8:47pm

  • Pervs. Don't look up the suspended little girl's skirt! 8:49pm

  • Actually, the light-up suits seem like something Spielberg *would* have come up with. Quite "Close Encounters". 8:50pm

  • Serious props for the use of projection in the ceremony. I guess that's what happens when you use a film guy to design. 8:53pm

  • Were those painting kids re-purposed minority kids from earlier in the show? 8:57pm

  • Ok, the birds are really cool. But once again I have to ask: Is it not just a touch acidy? 8:59pm

  • I'm sorry...THIS is Close Encounters bit. Credence to friend's theory that next unifying national project is space program. 9:01pm

  • CCTV just showed first cutaway of POTUS, amid epic fireworks. 9:07pm

  • Are the blue suited bureaucrats contractually prohibited from looking like they're enjoying the show? 9:08pm

  • Note to CCTV: Less Turkish athletes. More cheerleaders! 9:13pm

  • "Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia"? Somebody went through diplomatic contortions. Why not "FYRM" for short? 9:17pm

  • Mrs. Imagethief asks: "Do those girls on the perimeter need to keep prancing like that for the next hour?" 9:19pm

  • Note Japanese athletes diplomatically waving Chinese flags along with their Japanese ones. (And a big cheer for "Chinese Taipei. 9:22pm

  • Question: Do the Chinese consider their medal total to include "China, Hong Kong" and "Chinese Taipei" medals? 9:24pm

  • Note to Ukraine team uniform designer: Yellow piping on blue lapels = a really bad idea. (Am I being bitchy?) 9:29pm

  • Typical. Splendiferous opening performance followed by tedious roll call of countries. Maybe they should do it the other way round. 9:52pm

  • I think the cheerleaders are fading. Not so much spring left in their step. 10:03pm

  • Hmm. No women on the Saudi team. Go figure. 10:08pm

  • Anybody keeping count? How many more countries to go? @DavidFeng, I'm lookin' to you for an answer. 10:14pm

  • Hey, where's Dmitri Medvedev? 10:26pm

  • Jeez, US team is huge. Maybe we should start delegating by state. 10:30pm

  • Wow. The Samoan flagbearer is the prettiest Samoan girl on the planet. 10:31pm

  • Interesting. Zimbabawe didn't expropriate all the team spots occupied by white athletes and give them to "war veterans". 10:34pm

  • Hmm. Has anyone told the Georgian team they're on the threshold of war tonight? Better keep them separated from Russia. 10:38pm

  • Should have distinguished American Samoa before. Samoan flagbearer not quite in same league as AS flagbearer, I'm afraid. 10:46pm

  • So they put the Swedish women in qipao tops. Nice touch. Too bad camera caught one of them stifling a yawn. Of course, it is 11pm. 10:56pm

  • Bored. Wake me when China team comes out. 11:03pm

  • Seems like every (developed country) athlete carrying digital camera, video cam or mobile phone cam. Most documented Olympics ever. 11:07pm

  • Watching Yao and that kid together reminds me of that Apple ad where he appears with the guy who played "Mini Me" in Austin Powers. 11:16pm

  • Everyone on the floor of that stadium looks hot and sweaty as hell. Better wind this thing up before people start passing out. 11:23pm

  • It's official. This show is longer than the Oscars. Replace Liu Qi with Billy Crystal and I'd feel about the same. 11:29pm

  • And in accordance with tradition I call upon the youth of the world...Fark! Wrong speech! 11:34pm

  • Mix of song and dance, military pageantry, quasi-religious symbolism and officious oath swearing is, well, surreal. 11:52pm

  • Li Ning ascent into heaven was worth staying up for, although it did make me laugh when he first went rocketing up. 12:02am

  • 1st half: 9/10. 2nd half: 4/10, saved by great finish. Take that, you London 2012 punk bitches. Signing off. Good night, everybody. 12:10am
It was a long four hours. Glad I watched, though.