Those who live in Beijing and commute on the subway will know that bags are now X-rayed on the way into the station. The security is already fairly porous in several ways. For instance, they only seem to cover one of three entrances at the station by my office. However, as I was heading home last night, I spotted a particularly Olympic-themed vulnerability. I noted that, while the security staff X-rayed the bag of the girl in front of me, they didn't feel it was necessary to X-ray the big box of five plush Olympic-mascot Fuwa/Friendlies toys she was carrying.

Insert your own dastardly plot here.

BoomBoom!