Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:20 AM
by
will
Guest post: A beginning?
Note: The following is a guest post by my friend, Shannon Roy, a longtime Beijing resident who recently witnessed something that made a strong impression on him and asked if he could relay the story here.
A beginning?
It's a feature of expat life that one looks for signs and portents,
even when they're not there. Recall looking at a zebra crossing, a
ticket queue, a policeman on point duty before the Olympics and
thinking to yourself, "Lordy Dennis! Falling off a log! Getting wet in
the rain! Nookie in a cathouse!" And before you try the "No, I always
thought they'd pull it off" response, let me remind you of that
conversation we had prior. Yes, that conversation.
I
remind you of these things so we're all perfectly clear about one
thing: I understand that every single China prediction ever made (to
this point) has been utterly wrong, often made demonstrably and
embarrassingly wrong just after said prediction was uttered. Even so,
I've got an anecdote. Even so, I think it's indicative of a tipping
point. I am fortified against mortification by the knowledge that you
can't be an Old China Hand without being wrong. In fact, isn't being
provably wrong a requirement to land a lucrative Old China Hand book
deal ?
Playing Paichusou the other day, as one does, I
was required to provide a photocopy of several passport pages. In the
small general-store-with-Chinese-characteristics a helpful passerby
pointed out to me (flowers, cigarettes, prints, bingqiling, photocopies) I was quoted "1 kuai, 1 page" by the nice man with toner-stained fingers.
There
was a short line, and I waited my turn. As I reached the head of the
line and indicated which passport pages I needed duplicated, the door
alarm made its annoying neener! neener! sound and a uniformed man walked into the store.
"How much for copies?" asked the senior policeman (to judge from his uniform).
"1 kuai, 1 page," responded the storekeep.
"Ha," barked the boy in blue. "That's the price for the proles. What's the police price?"
"1 kuai, 1 page," responded the storekeep.
"But I'm a policeman," said the policeman.
"Out there you're a policeman," said the storekeep. "In here, you're a customer, and the price is 1 kuai a page."
There
was a bit more of this, until the shopkeeper's wife decided it had gone
on long enough. "Those days are gone," she said with barely disguised
contempt. "Ask any of the stores around here and they'll say the same.
You heard my husband. It's 1 kuai a page. Now how many copies do you
want?"
"Twenty copies," said the policeman. He waited until my copying was done, then handed over his document and his money.
When
I came to China in 2002, there was a small row of shops just inside the
southwest gate of the BLCU campus. Right next door to that line of
shops on the road outside the grounds was -- if you'll forgive my
Australianism -- a copshop. Imagine the exact opposite outcome to the
story above, and you'll have an accurate picture of the interactions
between those shopkeepers and their local law enforcement
representatives. Interactions I witnessed several times. Also just
outside the gate was a well known black-market money changer, for which
the local law acted as security.
There's a thousand explanations for the different outcome, and believe me I've thought of all of them.
Maybe
I don't get out enough, haven't seen enough, don't know China well
enough. But there's something about unapologetic insolence towards a
policeman that to this Old China Hand feels like a beginning.
Shannon Roy rigorously followed the mandated Old-China-Hand First Five
Year Plan: Mandarin at BLCU; teaching English to over-privileged hunzi
children; working for a Chinese government department; going home for a
year; and coming back carrying a business plan. He is now in his Second
Five Year Plan, which involves the resolute development of an
open-source software company in Beijing.