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Tom Selleck:
Tom Selleck Nude
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Information:
Name: Tom Selleck
Born: 1945-01-29
Height: 1.92
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Filmography:
Brokaw Reports: 58 Days (1992), Jesse Stone: Sea Change (2007), Marcus Welby, M.D. (1975), Ruby Jean and Joe (1996), Famous Lives (1983)
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Ty Pennington:
Ty Pennington Nude
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Information:
Name: Ty Pennington
Born: 1964-10-19
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Ellen (2006), Extreme Makeover (2004), Trading Spaces (2004), Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank? (2006), The 31st Annual People's Choice Awards (2005)
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James Gandolfini:
James Gandolfini Nude
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Information:
Name: James Gandolfini
Born: 1961-09-18
Height: 1.84
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Filmography:
The Mexican (2001), The Mighty (1998), Surviving Christmas (2004), Alive Day Memories: Home from Iraq (2007), The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
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Zachary Levi:
Zachary Levi Naked
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Information:
Name: Zachary Levi
Born: 1980-09-29
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
Less Than Perfect (2005), Big Momma's House 2 (2006), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2007), The Making of 'Spiral' (2008), Worst Week of My Life (2006)
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A political man to a woman, "You look
beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I
could not say the same
about you."
"Sure you could!!" said the
political man, "if you could lie as well
as I do!"
IllanipiGarricknM
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife,
your eggs, or your meat; but
you just can't beat a blow job.
ElmerCuylerKL
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
JaecarHlithtunUb
Teacher: Where is the English Channel
?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
CranstonDong-SunHK
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world
revolve around him.
MorvenBrianoCZ
What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
KoshisigreBhradainht
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !
LuciusDavet8g
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
ConwyVernonih
Q: There is a frog driving
east and a
trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog's
probably on its way to a gig.
VerneDantelXH
I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and marmalade.
AnlonKevancO